史上最爆笑的英文段子,都在这里了
长沙励步英语培训最新资讯:很多朋友在聊到学习英语的时候,都说自己买了各种英语教材努力掌握各种学习技巧,但却时常觉得枯燥乏味难以为继Monkey老师今天就向大家分享几个英文小段子既经典又搞笑在快乐轻松的氛围中掌握英语知识!
一、爆笑英文段子,你笑了?
⑴ I'm not addicted to Wechat! You know, I just use it whenever I have time. Lunch time, break time, bed time, that time, this time, any time, all the time!
•我对微信并不上瘾。我只在有空时玩微信。主要是在午饭时间、休息时间、睡前时间、这些时间、那些时间、任何时间和所有时间玩玩而已。
(这里主要利用time来达到幽默的效果,仔细体会一下英文哦!)
⑵ I hate two-faced people.It's so hard to decide which face to slap first.
•我最恨两面派,因为我不知道先扇哪边的脸,这让我很为难。
⑶ When a woman says “WHAT?”, it’s not because she didn't hear you. She’s just giving you a chance to change what you said.
•当一个女人说“什么?”,这不是因为她没听见你说什么。她只是在给你一个机会来收回你刚刚所说的话。
⑷ When people call you photogenic, they're actually trying to tell you that you look uglier than your pics.
•当人们说你真上镜时,他们其实是想告诉你:你本人看起来比照片丑多了。
⑸ People say laughter is the best medicine. Your face must be curing the world.
•人们说笑容是最好的良药。你的脸一定能治愈全世界。
⑹My feelings for you no words can tell,except for maybe “Go to hell.”
•我对你的深情无法付诸言语,除了一句“滚一边去”!
⑺Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband.
•婚姻是这样一种关系,一个人永远是对的,另一个人是丈夫。
⑻ Sometimes you just need some space...to fart.
•有时你只是需要一些空间……来放屁!
⑼ To the world you may be one person, but to one person you may be the world.
•对于世界而言,你是一个人;但是对于某个人,你是她的整个世界。
⑽ When I’m on my death bed, I want my final words to be “I left one million dollars in the…”
•当我临终之时,我希望我的最后遗言是“我留了一百万美金,放在了……”
⑾ I always learn from mistakes of others who take my advice.
•我总是从那些听了我的建议之后犯错的人哪里吸取经验教训。
⑿ Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won’t expect it back.
•借钱就要向悲观主义者借,因为他们不会期待你还钱。
⒀ A man asks a trainer in the gym: “I want to impress that beautiful girl, which machine can I use?” The trainer replies: “Use the ATM.”
•一个人问健身房里的教练:“我想给那个漂亮的女孩留个好印象,用哪个器械比较好?” 教练说:“用取款机比较好。”
⒁Today morning when I was driving my Ferrari, the alarm woke me up.
•今天早上当我正开着法拉利的时候,闹钟叫醒了我。
⒂ Everyone has an annoying friend. If you don’t have one, it’s probably you.
•每个人都有一个让人烦的朋友。如果你没有这样的朋友的话,你可能就是那个人。
⒃No man or woman is worth your tears, and the one who is, won't make you cry.
•没有人值得你流泪,值得让你这么做的人不会让你哭泣。
⒄ I hate maths, but I love counting money.
•我讨厌数学,但我喜欢数钱。
⒅ How do people write an auto biography? I can barely remember what I had for lunch yesterday.
•人们是怎么写出一本自传的?我好不容易才记住昨天午餐吃了什么。
二、使用频率最高的动物单词有哪些?
giantsalamander娃娃鱼,鲵
crocodile鳄鱼,非洲鳄
alligator短吻鳄,美洲鳄
caiman,cayman凯门鳄
gavial印度鳄
turtle龟
tortoise玳瑁
seaturtle海龟
frog青蛙
salamander,triton,newt蝾螈
bullfrog牛蛙
mare母马
colt,foal马驹,小马
pony矮马
thoroughbred纯种马
mustang野马
mule骡
ass,donkey驴
ox牛
buffalo水牛
bull公牛
cow母牛
calf小牛,牛犊
bullock,steer小阉牛
heifer小母牛
pig,swine猪
boar种猪
hog阉猪,肥猪
gilt小母猪
piglet猪崽
sheep羊
ewe母羊
goat山羊
lamb羊羔,羔羊
zebra斑马
antilope羚羊
gazelle小羚羊
deer鹿
reindeer驯鹿
giraffe长颈鹿
camel骆驼
dromedary单峰驼
llama大羊驼
guanaco原驼
alpaca羊驼
vicuna小羊驼
elephant象
rhinoceros犀牛
hippopotamus河马
cat猫
tabby,she-cat,grimalkin雌猫
tomcat雄猫,公猫
kitten,kitty,pussy小猫
lion狮
lynx猞猁
panther,puma美洲豹
leopard豹
tiger虎
wildcat野猫
bison美洲野牛
yak牦牛
dog狗
badger獾
weasel鼬,黄鼠狼
otter水獭
fox狐
hyena,hyaena鬣狗
wolf狼
squirrel松鼠
dormouse睡鼠
beaver河狸
marmot土拨鼠
ferret雪貂
bear熊
rabbit兔子
hare野兔
rat鼠
mouse家鼠
vole田鼠
monkey猴子
chimpanzee黑猩猩
gorilla大猩猩
orangutan猩猩
gibbon长臂猿
sloth獭猴
duckbill,platypus鸭嘴兽
kangaroo袋鼠
koala考拉,树袋熊
hedgehog刺猬
porcupine箭猪,豪猪
bat蝙蝠
armadillo犰狳
whale鲸
dolphin河豚
porpoise大西洋鼠海豚
seal海豹
walrus海象
eagle鹰
baldeagle白头鹰
condor秃鹰
hawk,falcon隼
heron苍鹰
goldeneagle鹫
kite鹞
vulture秃鹫
cock公鸡
hen母鸡
chicken鸡,雏鸡
guinea,fowl珍珠鸡
turkey火鸡
peacock孔雀
duck鸭
mallard野鸭,凫
teal小野鸭
gannet塘鹅
goose鹅
pelican鹈鹕
cormorant鸬鹚
swan天鹅
cob雄天鹅
cygnet小天鹅
gander,wildgoose雁
dove鸽
pigeon野鸽
turtledove斑鸠
pheasant雉,野鸡
grouse松鸡
partridge石鸡,鹧鸪
ptarmigan雷鸟
quail鹌鹑
ostrich鸵鸟
stork鹳
woodcock山鹬
snipe鹬
gull,seagull海鸥
albatross信天翁
kingfisher翠鸟
birdofparadise极乐鸟,天堂鸟
woodpecker啄木鸟
parrot鹦鹉
cockatoo大葵花鹦鹉
macaw金刚鹦鹉
parakeet长尾鹦鹉
cuckoo杜鹃,布谷鸟
crow乌鸦
blackbird乌鸫
magpie喜鹊
swallow燕子
sparrow麻雀
nightingale夜莺
canary金丝雀
starling八哥
thrush画眉
goldfinch金翅雀
chaffinch苍头燕雀
robin知更鸟
plover千鸟
lark百鸟,云雀
swift褐雨燕
whitethroat白喉雀
hummingbird蜂雀
penguin企鹅
owl枭,猫头鹰
scopsowl角枭,耳鸟
snake蛇
adder,viper蝰蛇
boa王蛇
cobra眼镜蛇
copperhead美洲腹蛇
coralsnake银环蛇
grasssnake草蛇
moccasin嗜鱼蛇
python蟒蛇
rattlesnake响尾蛇
lizard蜥蜴
tuatara古蜥蜴
chameleon变色龙,避役
iguana鬣蜥
walllizard壁虎
最后:记得几年前著名体育巨星姚明说过这样一段话,没有买卖就没有伤害。所以请大家都要爱护小动物,从你我做起,从身边做起!
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史上最爆笑的英文段子,都在这里了